Toilet Paper Stand

Fresh from my shower, I stand before the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too
small. Instead of telling me that feature is not the case, it comes with an unusual suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub them for a
few seconds. Ready to try anything, I took a piece of toilet paper and stood before the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will it take? I asked. "They will grow over a period of several years, my
Answers husband. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts more over the years? Without missing a beat, he says, "Worked for your butt,
did not? He is still alive, and with much processing, it may even walk again, but it will probably
continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.

I heard it before. It has a twist of. Always funny.

lol

I gave him a start and said to rub ur penis because it needs to grow,
your story is pretty and funny

lol

So what is the question

My heard this before, but really not the punch line .. she wiped her ass and he got more ...